I have been accused of not loving my kids because I complain about them on the internet. Apparently complaining about your children in private is totally fine, as long as you maintain the allusion on social media that your life is perfect.

Well I obviously adore my kids, and not because they are perfect (they’re not) but rather despite the fact they can be utter dicks sometimes.

My advice – get a sense of humour, life is so much more fun when you have one!