Author: tovaleigh1

THE AVERAGE WOMAN HAS FAT AND WRINKLES (AND THAT’S OKAY)

I am so sick of seeing beauty products, diet pills and plastic surgery ads on my timeline, in magazines, on TV, on bus stops and every bloody place I look, aimed at the average woman and promising her that if she just did this or that her life would be so much better. Listen up – the average woman doesn’t have time to go to the gym five times a week, she can’t afford plastic surgery, lip fillers and Botox so guess what? She has fat and a few wrinkles. Her boobs might be saggy, she has cellulite and...

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MY HUSBAND DOES NOT “BABYSIT” OUR KIDS

Yesterday my husband took the girls with him to do the food shop. When he got home he told me that several people had said “well done” after seeing him walking around the supermarket with three children and a full shopping cart. A week earlier he got praised for taking them out for lunch and a few months ago he received compliments for attending a school trip. Now, don’t get me wrong – it is great that he does all of that, (especially the food shop since it was either that or we would have had a shoe for...

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MARRIED SEX

Guest Post by Nicole Johnson (Sex changes after marriage and kids. Here is a fictional tale of what that can look like. The names and events have been altered and imagined to protect the innocent). Expedient, the word you think of when you hear the word lovemaking. The word used to bring visions of candles and negligees, or at the very least a matching bra and underwear. Okay, so when you’re married with kids it’s not exactly lovemaking, let’s face it; you don’t have time for that. What you have are minutes, sometimes seconds. “You want to?” the creaky...

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WHY THIS PRUDE MOTHER IS STICKING UP FOR TEEN VOGUE

Guest Post by Whitney Fleming  The Internet is losing its mind over a recent Teen Vogue article about anal sex, with the crusade leader (a fellow parenting blogger) encouraging people to burn any copies of the magazine they can get their hands on, as well as request business owners to pull the publication from its shelves. Her perspective is Teen Vogue is providing children ages 11-17 a handbook on how to be sodomized. (She might not be aware that according to research done by MRI, the median age of Teen Vogue is closer to 24.) I must admit, when...

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I AM SCARED BUT I’M DOING IT ANYWAY

The past few months have been crazy. I went from being a regular mom, doing her best not to screw up her kids (more than normal), who occasionally hid in the pantry and played on Facebook because she just needed to get a way from the daily grinding routine of wiping bums, filling up sippy cups and the never ending piles of laundry, to a ‘mommy blogger’ who is trying her best to give other regular moms (and dads) a voice. I won’t lie – there have been some scary moments. Like that first time I got a dick...

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