I once watched the dog lick the butter then watched my mom and family use that same butter. Lol
Submitted by Anonymous
My mom walked into the living room, years ago now, while I was giving my fiance a BJ. Luckily mom was drunk after drinking a good amount of booze at my aunt's wedding, thank God ! She didn't bat an eyelid and started talking to us lol. I never told her
Submitted by Anonymous
My confession comes from a situation that nearly broke me. Knew something was fishy about my partner but we had a child together and he was good at manipulating me. One morning I woke up and something just clicked in my brain so I grabbed his phone from where he hid it under the bed and went through it. Found out he had been cheating on me for months with an 18 year old, using my money as I had to go back full time so we could afford to live, to buy her things and go visit her under the guise of pretending he had bad mental health issues and needed to visit his mum. I phoned her and remember having to get my son as he woke up and having him in one hip and her on the phone when he came downstairs. He was so angry to be caught out. He said he was sorry and that it didn’t mean anything.... I had to take time off work as I was heart broken and embarrassed as I feel for it. Many more lies came out. I went through his things as I knew there was more, found a weird invoice, phoned the number on it pretending it was an enquiry about the order and it was the girls mum saying that her daughters fiancé made the order. I then told her the whole story. She was fuming for me and her daughter. I know it was probably wrong of me but I just had a need to know everything. The daughter dumped him after her mother had talked to her. I found out he’d said he was a single dad and had done video calls using our son as a lure. 5 years later and I look back and see how strong I was when my whole life felt like a lie. From those lies though I also got the best person in my life. My son. I still see his dad and talk to him as we share a child but I take everything he says with a pinch of salt. What happened changed me but not him. He didn’t learn the error of lying and that it can break a person. Someone you pretend to love. I still at times struggle with low self esteem and don’t trust in people like I used to but have come so far.
Submitted by Annonymous
We have 4 kids so opportunities to "be alone" are scarce. Usually by the time they're all asleep (in bed doesn't count) we're both too tired to be bothered with sex. However, one night, drunk and horny we decided to go for it. All was going well when I happened to turn my head to the side. There stood our oldest boy. He (my husband)was hastily shoved away and my son asked if I was ok. I told him I was fine and he should go back to bed. Tucked him up and returned to find my husband looking traumatized. "How long do you think he was there?" He asked. "I don't know, he was so quiet it's hard to say". Mortified, we went to sleep. The following night, going through the bedtime routine and my husband was saying goodnight and told our oldest son to come and give him a hug before he went to bed. They hugged and our son said "dad, should I lie on top of you like you did to mummy last night?" 😲 I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed lol. I have no idea how long he was there or how much he saw. How much do you think therapy costs?!
Submitted by Kim
When my eldest was about 8 he asked me what was bondage? So i told him its like sex but with pain to which he replied whats pain so i slapped him (not hard obvs) but he looked at me and said "i don't think i like bondage mum" . I’ve never forgot it and neither has he He's 25yrs old now xx
Submitted by Kat
Please don’t judge . I work full time more hours than my husband and have a 3 year old and 7 month old baby . I went back to work after 2 1/2 months maternity leave . I never had a break from my kids since they were born . I’ve always lived for them and felt mom guilt if I took any selfish time for myself . I took on a new project at work and was feeling drained and my hubby was taking more breaks for himself to play video games in his man cave . So I started lying and saying I was staying late at work to work on the project two days a week . Honestly to just walk around target or get a coffee at Starbucks lol . I was feeling drained after working 9 hours a day coming home straight to being a wife , mom , chef , etc. So I needed a few hours me time two times a week . The project ended at work and I had no excuse to staying late at work no more and feel bad admitting to my husband who likes to compete whose more tired when I get home . But honestly I wish I had another project starting soon as a excuse . I’m really not a bad mom I swear . I just get drained in all aspects . I always wonder why it’s frowned upon in the Hispanic culture a mom having time for herself but yet the dad can sit two hours in the bathroom on a break and it isn’t frowned upon . My bathroom breaks involve question hour from my 3 year old lol . Is this just me or what .
Submitted by Annonymous
I have done this since I was little, so keep me anonymous lol and no one knows 👀 so if it’s gets out...👀😜 I use Bobby pins to make myself sneeze. I’m addicted to sneezing!!! I LOVE it!!! Weird, yes. common? Probably not 😬😅
Submitted by Anonymous
I’ve raised two boys. Now in their 20’s pretty well rounded so I don’t think I did too much damage. When they were 2 and 4 they were terrors. I’d gone shopping with them to a big shopping centre. Was looking around one shop to discover both In the front window undressing the mannequins. A huge crowd had gathered. They had run me ragged and I was exhausted. I only wanted to buy an outfit for a party that weekend. Anyway, on the way home I stopped outside a hospital. I pointed to the hospital. Told them that’s where they were born. Pulled out a large receipt from the supermarket and said “this is the receipt I got when you arrived, if you two don’t behave I’m taking you back and exchanging you for quitter kids” Love them to bits really. Had a lovely quiet afternoon that day.
Submitted by Kate
I had a thing with a guy who was 15 years younger than me, we had a very energetic night, he lived with his Auntie at the time and we had sex all over the downstairs whilst she was away for the night. I have family where they live and never once after us flirting for a long time did and having a wild night did I know that he was actually related too me. He did message me on a few occasions wanting a repeat of our wild night and since finding out this fit young man is related I won’t be hitting him up again.
Submitted by BB
My husband has been the happy recipient of some extra hand jobs lately. Little does he know, but we are competing against each other for steps on our Fitbit. The overall winner of the week gets a massage or other nice “bedroom” choice... guess what?! hand jobs counts as steps! That is my secret to beating him every time I’m a little behind! Could call this a win-win situation?
Submitted by anonymous
Been married for 10 years, and I’ve finally told my husband I can only get off with a vibrator 😂 I told him out last baby broke my vagina.
Submitted by Happyhippymama
This one time at my good friends wedding I couldn’t get my spanx down fast enough trying to pee so I ended up peeing straight through them. I ended up throwing them in the garbage and leaving the venue commando...😓
Submitted by Anonymous
So, I was once in a relationship with a guy that I apparently didn't know as well as I should have before I moved in with him... We had a blender family. His 3 kids, my 2 and 1 together.. 3 boys, 3 girls.. The Brady Bunch without Alice... Anyways.. I couldn't figure out why his family mistrusted him, and actually me too. I thought they should like me... I've stepped in taking care of his children... they no longer had to... Eventally the truth began to surface.. had a bit of a problem telling the truth. He worked full time.. even on Saturday he got up early to go to work... Or so I thought. One Saturday I called his work (pre-cellphone era) I found out he didn't work Saturdays and hardly ever met 40 hrs which is full time here. Here I was taking care of 6 children ages 8, 7, 6, 5, 2 and a baby plus neighbor kids...and he was having free time doing who knows what. I stayed calm played along and just watched and waited... I figured out he ūding time
Submitted by Shaela
We were at a festival when a girl we knew accused me of stealing her cigarettes.. i was so angry when she left her tent i went and took a shit in her sleeping bag.. it was hilarious when she got back in it with her bare feet and no clothes 🤢😂
Submitted by Jessica Austin
So my confession is rather childish.... One of my sons Christmas presents came in the mail, and I opened the box(which had a lot of paper in it thank god!) But he came into my room and started to open it, and I literally screamed at him, "NO PARKER!! DONT OPEN THAT! ITS NOT OUR MAIL!! IF WE OPEN IT WE'LL LITERALLY GO TO JAIL!!" at which point he looks like someone just shocked him with a cattle prod, backing up with practically tears in his eyes, and just mutters under his breath, "....I dont want to go to jail" So I may or may not have ruined the Christmas spirit in my house 🤣🤣😭😭💔
Submitted Anonymous
Okay, so several years ago I had a rather hot bailiff knock on my door looking for someone who had previously lived there. I had literally just got out the shower as it was like 730am, my daughter had already left for school, I ran down the stairs thinking it was the postman. So there’s me in all my moistness from the shower and opened the door to this guy who looking like magic mike (honestly tall dark and handsome is an understatement!😍😮) I was in a towel and not a big one 😂. So I said can I help, he explained he was looking for someone and I basically had to prove I wasn’t that person, so rather than stand on my doorstep looking like something from pretty women I said to him to come in whilst I got my driving license.... turned out i gave him more than my driving license....8 hours later he left my house with a whole lot less than he came in with, literally!! It was one of the best sex sessions I ever had! Never saw or spoke to him again😂😂
Submitted by Annonymous
My hubby grew a beard for Movember but he decided to keep it, he never really had much of a beard before, it grew fast and it’s very wiry and bushy, I didn’t mind it until we were in bed and when it came to the Australian kiss (a kiss but down under) one of my favourite thing during sex but now it’s awful! They beard has ruined it! I feel like he is just rubbing the back of a hedgehog on me so I end up either faking it or changing positions! He knows I hate the beard but he loves it so i didn’t say why I hate it BUT I had to do something!! First he finally let me straighten it too see what it looked like but of course I was just trying get rid of the hedgehog on his face! He didn’t like it and I really didn’t it, the hedgehog was replaced with a what felt like sharp dry cactus! He was down there with the cactus beard for Literally 5 seconds and I just said “yeah I came” to stop the pain! That night I was lying in bed thinking of ideas to get my orgasm back with him snoring away beside me, then I remembered he is a heavy sleeper so I started to poke his face and nothing, he was still snored so I got the scissor out a cut bits off his beard off, the next day he ask if his beard looked different, I said “no it looks fine” and he then looked at it again and agreed!
So my confession is when he sleeps, I trim and thin the beard a small bit very night and even put my hair softening oil on it! it’s been two weeks now and he has no idea! He doesn’t notice his beard getting smaller/thinner! I say an other two weeks of the my midnight trimming and I should get my favourite orgasm back!
Submitted by Marie
So recently I got a really nasty cough that wouldn't budge and it was so difficult to recover with 2 hyper boys and a husband who well trys to help.... Well a week later of to the doctors to be told it was pneumonia, and would pass in a week but needed to wait for some swabs to come back to say whether or not I was contagious. My husband felt awful for his lack of help and for the first ever year offered to help with all the Christmas planning and would watch the kids, and because I may of been contagious I snuggled in bed and watch Christmas movies and he did everything. Well 2 days later I got the call from the doctors giving me the all clear... I didn't tell my husband until 2 days later after he had finished wrapping the Christmas presents and house cleaning, during those 2 days I did venture downstairs to play with kids but for once I got to be the fun parent with no jobs to do! Best start to Christmas ever and my husband will never know.
Submitted by Anonymous
One summer evening, many years ago, I was 18 & my boyfriend @ the time was also 18. We decided it would be fun to have sex in his parents van. His parents had left on a dinner/movie date & were not expected to return for a few hours so we went for it. While in the heat of the moment I thought I seen headlights we stopped a few min didn't see anyone so we continued on. Because vehicle sex can be quite uncomfortable we decided to switch positions & just as my boyfriend lifted his head he looks over & he realizes he's staring into the eyes of his mother!!! We quickly get dressed. His parents had already gone inside & he asked me to sit on the porch swing with him a min until he felt comfortable enough to go inside, so I did. His dad comes out... sits on the swing with us!!! & says "WELL SON DID YOU GET TO FINISH?!!" OMG Most embarrassing moment of my entire life!!! I immediately left & went home! I could never look @ his father the same!!!
Submitted by Anonymous
It was my sons 10th birthday recently and he was given a giant bar of galaxy chocolate. The other evening I was feeling pretty shit after having to deal with his sisters who are 13&15 and both on there period omg so moody I decided to hide in my bedroom under the covers and eat 80% of his chocolate bar and later when he was looking for it some how convinced him he had eaten most of it already and shared the rest with his sister and did it with no guilt what so ever lol does that make me evil hahaha.
Submitted by Louise