Control Underwear Came In Handy

Went to a wedding of a family member of my new boyfriend. Got so bored at it, went a bit hard on the tequila, ended up peuking all over the bathroom, only to find there was no toilet paper...... so i took off my control undrwear and wipe my face and hair then called myself a cab in reception, fell asleep on a sofa, said boyfriend found me, startled me awake and into peuking again, all over reception this time..... aaaaannnnnd many years later we got married in that same hotel 🤣🤣

Submitted by Annoymouse