Taco Tuesday

I decided to meet up with this guy who had been constantly messaging me, and he wanted to take me out for "taco Tuesday" at this restaurant by our house. He spent the ENTIRE date basically telling me how vaginas were actually pretty gross.. mind you he was eating a taco while he was telling me this.

It was when I was 15 and my first time, and we did it in my parents bed. Anyway, didn't think about her being a virgin too and long story short, when we finished I realised the sheets were all covered in blood... my mom's favourite sheets. I panicked and didn't know what to do, so I shoved them in a garbage bag and throw them all away. My mom came home and asked what happened to her sheets. Again, I panicked and just came out with 'I was eating sardine and I tried and they fell over the bed so I got rid of the sheets'. I have no idea how but she believed me.

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