Two For The Price Of One

1. My husband is taking kids away for half term as I couldn’t get the time off. Er I could get the time off I just told my boss that I didn’t want him to say yes to the time off.

2. My mother in law who is a pain in the arse bought me an expensive house plant that I didn’t like. I watered it with bleach. It died. I wasn’t heartbroken.

Submitted by Anonymous