Confession: while hiding, behind the curtains on stage, from our head mistress I had to really poop and it couldn’t wait. I pooped on the floor and used the curtains to wipe. We never heard anything about it.

Submitted by Andrea

I have a 4 year old, she wakes up at night and comes to our bed and I pretend to be asleep so my husband has to deal with her.

Submitted by Tryn

When I found out my husband had been cheating on me I didn't tell anyone it wasn't the first time and I felt like all my friends where sick of giving me the same advice. so I quickly realised that I hadn't noticed the make attention I received and I started to embrace it. I embraced it to the point where I found myself fucking one of my employees on my desk in my office after hours. I drove home to my husband that night without an ounce of guilt that's when I knew it was over. we have been separated over a year and are genuinely the best of friends, we even had lunch today and talked about his new flat and his new love interest. strange how things work out and no he still doesn't know 🤫

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Hows this to make you feel better...... I live on a small compact street. My bathroom window looks out on to the street. My husband decided to open the window very wide..... upon returning home from school run I found all my tampax and always pads hanging out the window in clear view of all the neighbour's to see. Mortified! Hubby found this very funny while I was stood staring at pretty much a whole 'womens isle' worth of items on the neighbours drive ways and street. Ground swallow me whole!!!!!

Submission by Gemma

Let me start out by staying that I'm a happily married woman with a 2 year old daughter and I've been with my husband for almost 9 years.

Well it all started last summer. There is this guy who lives 2 houses away from me and he is hot. I dont know his name so I'll refer to him as Johnny Angel.

So, anyway in the summer I like to hang out on my front porch with my daughter and just let her play on the porch. Well Johnny Angel always walks by my house with his dog and he's usually shirtless in the summer and 8m just like flabbergasted. He literally is the human form.of Adonis . When he sees me he always smiles, waves, or just says hi he's never spoken a word to me directly . Then one day I got my nerve up to write him a letter signed by his secret admirer. Know the letter wasn't bad at just simply stating that i thought he was cute. So, I put the letter in his mailbox and asked him to text me not to call me because my husband would flip his lid . And then one day it happened he actually texted me back. The message I received from him was just like 2 friends talking. I don't remember exactly what the message said because I deleted it immediately after I received it. But then again I saw him the other day as I was getting out of my car and it all came back to me like a ton if bricks .Hopefully I'll at least find out his name this summer .

confession / plea for your sagely wisdom: I have been with my boyfriend over a year and never had ‘the big O’ with him. Ever. I have tried all manner of things to make things exciting and still nothing. We’re both young - 20 and 21, can’t help but resent a bit sometimes that my best boob years are being spent on someone who’s started to ignore them during foreplay and barely reciprocates what can I do? Otherwise we have a great relationship

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The best I've got is that I'm getting a massive back tattoo but still hiding it from my mum n I'm 35 this year lol

Submitted by rebelmum

So i went to a party with some girl friends and met these guys(they had matching nick names and cars) but hey they were hot so not. We get each others numbers and go on our way. Couples days later i agree to hang out and play classic video games. We get there and he says lets watch a movie and get frisky witch i said no. So what does he do. Go into his dresser and pulls out a RING and hands it to me saying i bought this for you. Alarms going off now so. I get a assucse to leave and he says ill drive but we have to pick up a friends first ..... Witch really meant ill take you on a drug deal and talk about the girls we will bag at the club tonight with said friend!

Submitted by Kristina

Confessions. I dread mornings with my kids. They are pretty awesome, but as a single mom, mornings are absolute chaos.

Submitted by Tisch

So our family doctor wants my husband to alter his diet a bit and that includes cutting out caffeine and my husband was like “no I can taste the difference if I drink decaf” so he continued to drink his morning coffee but this week, I bought the decaf version of his coffee (switched it without him knowing lol) and it’s been four days and all I’ve gotten out of him was “gosh this coffee is good”

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I eat my sons potty training M&M when he's not looking

Submitted by Asage5964

I sometimes lie that I have my period when I don't feel like having sex.

Submitted by Taryne

I was going to make some brownies for my toddler and other half last week then I thought about the stressful awful week I'd had and baked half the batch as weed brownies and kept them hidden for myself... sorry, not sorry!

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So I’ve always been on friendly terms with my neigbour we say hi and stuff when we see each other and they got my son Christmas gifts. Anyway back in May I was convinced I heard them celebrating the start of Ramadan in there garden one night. So I thought about what I could do for them as a kind gesture. I looked online and found out you can send food hampers so that’s what I did. Turned up at the door with a box full of goodies turns out they are Sikh and so they don’t even celebrate it!! The lady was lovely and said I wouldn’t of known. Still felt like an uneducated idiot It was just her son and his friends hanging out in the garden. So here’s me stood there with this big box wanting the floor to open sweating and shaking like mad. The lady says what a lovely thought it was and the only way she could accept is if I take something back so in the mist of panicking Instead of taking something shit like the cooking oil I take the nice chocolate and run. That just made things worse. They've now moved not saying if it’s because of the hamper situation or not.

Submitted by Becky