THINGS I NEVER UNDERSTOOD AS A WOMAN

I have been a woman for many, many years (lol) and there are still a few thing I just don't get and I am starting to think that maybe I am doing things wrong! Can you relate to these? Do you have any others to add? Shall we start the 30 second pee club?!!!! Can you give me suggestions what I can pt in my bag???? Who's with me? Bahahahaha!