A very LARGE purchase

One of my first times buying a sex toy online, I got the *inches and centimeters* marks wrong ( you know, the " or ' ) and accidentally bought a $100, 10 speed/rotation, 12 INCH LONG 5 INCH AROUND VIBRATOR/DILDO.... This thing weighs like 2lbs!! I keep it now as my Oopsie Buy, and bring it out to shock people, make them laugh, and as a weapon if anyone ever tries to break in! And no, I've never tried to use it... The damn thing scares the soul out of me!

Submitted by Alexandra