Don't Tell Mum!

When I was 16 and in my first real sexual relationship, I was obviously still living at home me and a boyfriend were getting frisky on the sofa. It then started to escalate and one thing led to another, he was giving me oral on the sofa and the front door went. No one was meant to be home for a few hours so I started to panic, in strolls my bloody dad! We both quickly jump up and sat bolt up right waiting for a smack or a screaming at, my dad casually looks at me then my boyfriend then the floor. He walks forward kicks my underwear at me and goes "alright" and walks into the kitchen, I've never been more embarrassed. We literally grabbed our shit got dressed and legged it out the house, I was petrified to come home encase he told my mum. To this day my mum never knew Haha.

Submitted by Tillie