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Meatball Surprise

When I was with my ex he had a very weird relationship with his mother, that all I heard was how his mother did a better Jobs then I did. He even once told me he heard his mum and dad having sex for over an hour and I shouldnt tire sooner and have more stamina like her. As you can imagine this was the ultimate cause to the end of our relationship..

So one evening when he got in from work I made him meatballs and pasta, and of course got his mums are so much better blah blah blah, by this point got good at ignoring him. That was the following when he tells my his mum and dad were coming over for dinner and I better cook something nice not the mess I cooks last night as he wouldn't even feed it to our dog. I was fuming. But dogs dinner left me with an idea.... A mean idea...

So as his mum and dad were sat eating dinner, his mum happened to meatballs were delicious more juicy then ever and she was impressed how the center was chunked meat, I smiled like a Cheshire cat. My boyfriend tells me it's the best thing I have ever cooked and he was so pleased I had given meatballs another try especially after how bad last night's were. I obviously didn't eat mean. After they left my boyfriend goes on about how rude I was not to eat, and how I must of brought them from a restaurant and demanded to know what was in them. I very calmly grabbed my overnight bag filled it up and as I left told him all ingredients were on the side and I was taking the dog for a walk. (with my things dumbass). Half way down the street I got a text demanding I told him it wasn't true! And that the can of dog food which I put a post note reading "meatball surprise". I just laughed told him he best go to him mum she will make it all better and never spoke to him again.

Sometime revenge really is necessary! And is OK to feel so sweet!

Submitted by Anonymous

Shity Ass Hairdressers

Hello ladies! Okay so it all started when my friend gave me a coupon to go to this fancy salon and get my hair done and I thought oh my gosh this is amazing I'm working two full-time jobs I never have time for this and this will be so much fun!! So the day came and I scheduled an appointment and I got all dressed up because I wanted to look cute because every time you go to the hairdressers everybody's cute and smells pretty looks pretty so I put these cute little pants on they were little bit looser and a white top and white socks and black shoes I got in my little mustang and I drove all the way over there and I couldn't find parking so I was looking everywhere and it turned out I had to walk a little ways to the salon while I was walking I felt like I had to poop and I was like oh I'll be fine I don't have to poop that bad so I kept walking and walking then I started clenching my butt cheeks and I was thinking oh shit I'm really going to poop I'm going to poop all the sudden all the shit just came out and ran all the way down my leg into my shoes on 802to my white socks and I was horrified I had no idea what I was going to do and I only had this one coupon and I couldn't rebook so I just kept walking! I got to the salon and I said can I use your bathroom so I went into the bathroom and they had all these beautiful white fancy hand towels and I literally took all the hand towels and washed myself! All these cute girls kept coming in the bathroom I'm sure they smelled shit everywhere I couldn't believe this was actually happening to me and then I had no idea what to do with all the shity white hand towels, so I just shove them all into the period container plus my panties!! So I finally got out of the bathroom with wet shit stained pants and no underwear still smelling like shit and I sat down in this girl's chair and she walks up and she says something smells kind of weird over here I don't know what that is and I just sat there in horror!!! I thought this is the most miserable day of my life and I can't believe this is happening to me of all days I just wanted a day to celebrate myself instead I shit myself and now I'm sitting in a chair with a shity ass and this blonde is cutting my hair!!! That was the longest haircut I've ever had in my life?! Haha this was 5 years ago I'm 27 now!! I will never forget this! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Submitted by Victory

Doggy Style

Confession: Okay, so bit of a long one, but stay with me!

I used to work in a hotel as a house keeper. The hotel was fairly nice and we used to get a lot of older people staying in the hotel.

One day, I was changing the bedding in someone’s room when I noticed they had some dog accessories. Bowl, collar, lead..

I informed my manager - as we had a no pet policy.. She went to speak to the lady in question.

When she knocked on the door the lady answered, and she started to explain to her that obviously we didn’t allow pets. The lady started going bright red, and had to admit to my manager that the accessories weren’t actually for a dog, but for her husband!!! She told me, and I wanted the world to swallow both of us up!!

Submitted by Doggy Style

Don't Tell Mum!

When I was 16 and in my first real sexual relationship, I was obviously still living at home me and a boyfriend were getting frisky on the sofa. It then started to escalate and one thing led to another, he was giving me oral on the sofa and the front door went. No one was meant to be home for a few hours so I started to panic, in strolls my bloody dad! We both quickly jump up and sat bolt up right waiting for a smack or a screaming at, my dad casually looks at me then my boyfriend then the floor. He walks forward kicks my underwear at me and goes "alright" and walks into the kitchen, I've never been more embarrassed. We literally grabbed our shit got dressed and legged it out the house, I was petrified to come home encase he told my mum. To this day my mum never knew Haha.

Submitted by Tillie

MUFF GUFF

So when I was younger I really really fancied this guy that was on the outskirts of our friend group. One night I invited everyone back to my flat after a night out, hoping he would come too. He did!!! I was so excited and very drunk. I managed to orchestrate him staying and everyone else leaving.
Hoorah I had him to myself!!!! Trying to be a mix of mysterious elegance and playful tease, I decided to do a headstand. I don’t know why, I’d never done one before. I was in a skirt and I asked him to catch my legs. As I drunkenly attempted my headstand, my legs, very inelegantly, fell agape. He politely gathered my wayward limbs and in a very gentlemanly gesture put my legs together again.
Unfortunately I’d obviously gathered some air during my acrobatic manoeuvre and as he pushed my legs together the loudest muff guff, fanny fart, queef....whatever you care to call it exited my body with such force I swear to god his hair moved. I was devastated and we both froze exactly as we were. Him holding my legs with a look of disgust on his face and me in a headstand, blushing red, with my skirt around my middle and my knickers on show. Neither of us acknowledged the muff guff, which was hilarious cos it had the volume of an elephants trumpet. He gently lowered me down and gathered his things. I never saw him again

Anonymous submission

Vibrators are not for sharing!

When I was in my early 20s and living 2 hours away from home to attend college, I would often go home on the weekends to visit my mom. One particular weekend, I was in my room at my mom’s house. It was late and she was asleep and I was watching TV when all of a sudden I felt the urge to grab my vibrator for some me time. I went over to my duffel bag and started rummaging through the contents looking for it. I emptied the bag and it was nowhere to be found. I had a sneaking suspicion. Later the next day, I went into my mom’s room and looked through her drawers and there it was, my vibrator! I promptly took it out of the drawer, washed it, and put it back in my bag in my room. Later that night, I go to use it and it’s gone again! Sure enough, it was in my mom’s drawer. I took it back for a second time and hid it somewhere else. I think she got the hint after two times, which is good because I was too embarrassed to confront my mom and tell her that vibrators are not for sharing! Not between mother and daughter at least. πŸ˜‚

Anonymous submission

Dangerous knickers

So a few years ago it was early in the morning and we were all still in bed. My other half decided it would be a good time to have sex...I was still half asleep so "we started" however rather than taking my underwear off he just slid it to the side πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ then after around 30 seconds he says "urgh your on your period" I said "no I can't be it's only been a week since I finished my last one" he "pulls out" and suddenly blood is spurting out all over the bedroom from his dick! He had sliced his frenium on my knickers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ he was screaming at me to call an ambulance but I told him there was no way I was saying that on the phone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ then to make matters worse our 4 year old son walked in and witnessed the bloodbath and where it was coming from πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my partner rang the ambulance and a first responder turned up and even he couldn't keep a straight face which set me off into hysterics. Long story short he couldn't have sex for 6 weeks and he's never tried it on again while I'm still half asleep πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ

Submitted by Becky

Cosmo was a no no!

When I was younger and sexually inexperienced, I read Cosmo magazine every month religiously. Well in an article it said to insert your finger in the bum of your partner right as he ""finishes."" So I finally work up the nerve and I'm thinking to myself that I'm going to try it. So...right when my boyfriend (husband now) ""finished"" I took my pointer finger and shoved it in his bum. No warning...no wetting the finger...no small finger. I went all in. Cosmo left out some very important details here. My boyfriend's junk shriveled up inside him and he was petrified with his eyes bulging. Needless to say...the mood was ruined and I've NEVER tried again

Anonymous submission

Time to move house!

It happened last Saturday night, I was "out on the town". Kids free night, adult conversation and lots... And LOTS of alcohol. There's been road works happening on the main road which leads to our housing cul de sac. So I didn't get dropped off at my door and I staggered out of the taxi and headed home.

We recently moved house to a beautiful new development and all the houses are shiny and new and pretty much identical. So, I found my door, struggling to find my keys and then the almighty task of putting them into the door was happening. I could not get my keys to turn! Was not happening. Well, I could barely walk so of course I wouldn't be able to open my front door. So, I prayed my husband left the door open and I reached for the handle. Thank god, it was unlocked! Place was in darkness,

There I climb up the stairs, take off my shoes and my t-shirt and just climbed into bed. There, lying in the bed was my husband, so I went to give him a cuddle goodnight and I noticed how he must have lost some weight and been doing some working out. How did I not notice?? Well.... I got wakened by a bright light to my right hand side. There he was, lying next to me. MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR!!! Turns out I didn't notice I went into the Wrong coloured door and somehow did not recognise my own bed!!! I climbed into my neighbours bed!!! I was in shock, thankfully he just laughed and helped me go next door and used my keys to unlock my door. I am considering the possibility, I may need to move house again πŸ˜‚

Submitted by whenitstime13

'Holy' underwear

I saw your story today about the underwear that smooths your stomach that you wear every day and that it's so ripped at the bottom your vagina frappes out and I wanna say that is EXACTLY me! I have a pair of underwear I LOVE, also a bra that's my fav and I wear them all the time, there are so many holes in them it's not even funny but I can't find anything I like as much. So anyway, this really anodes my husband that says I look homeless, one time he got so angry he ripped the bottom of the knickers so that I wouldn't wear them. Did it stop me? Hell no! Didn't learn how to saw for nothing! I'm wearing them now btw... ha!

Anonymous submission

A dresser for 'toys'

Mom of two. loved your stories about sex toys and your reply to the guy who said you like penines... My confession is about my love for sex toys and yes I used to feel ashamed because I am a mother and supposed to be pure and holly right? wrong. What started as a little rocket pocket vibrator I got as a joke gift has become a real passion. I now have an impressive collection which no longer fits into one drawer and so recently I bought a dresser for my toys. Yes, a tall, four large drawers that are all filled with sex toys just for me (and my partner sometimes when he's in the mood). Am I ashamed or embarrassed to admit this? not one bit!

Submitted by Alex

Ibiza stalker

Me and my partner just started seeing each other, I was at a festival and he just got to ibiza I saw a picture posted of some girls that were in their apartment that they knew, I was suspicious so the next day me and my friend booked a plane ticket and went there, I said it was my uncles birthday and to be fair he did live there. I told him this, he said why didn’t you tell me, me being the best girlfriend ever said I didn't want to spoil your holiday orAnd just enjoy your time with the lads, so I saw him on holiday, coast was clear and we went about our separate holidays. HE STILL DOES NOT KNOW to this day. 5 years in and a child.

Anonymous submission

Naughty in the office

Husband and I both say we have to work when what we are really doing is getting it on. Our office (both work from home) is up in the loft so we often stick the kids in front of the TV and say we have some calls to make. It's like having naughty sex in the office and I won't lie we do it on the desk and fax machine too (okay, it's a little printer but you get the idea) with the fear of the kids coming in it does help the excitement. being married for 15 year can be boring, a girl's gotta do what a girl's got to do!

Submitted by Terry