When I was with my ex he had a very weird relationship with his mother, that all I heard was how his mother did a better Jobs then I did. He even once told me he heard his mum and dad having sex for over an hour and I shouldnt tire sooner and have more stamina like her. As you can imagine this was the ultimate cause to the end of our relationship..
So one evening when he got in from work I made him meatballs and pasta, and of course got his mums are so much better blah blah blah, by this point got good at ignoring him. That was the following when he tells my his mum and dad were coming over for dinner and I better cook something nice not the mess I cooks last night as he wouldn't even feed it to our dog. I was fuming. But dogs dinner left me with an idea.... A mean idea...
So as his mum and dad were sat eating dinner, his mum happened to meatballs were delicious more juicy then ever and she was impressed how the center was chunked meat, I smiled like a Cheshire cat. My boyfriend tells me it's the best thing I have ever cooked and he was so pleased I had given meatballs another try especially after how bad last night's were. I obviously didn't eat mean. After they left my boyfriend goes on about how rude I was not to eat, and how I must of brought them from a restaurant and demanded to know what was in them. I very calmly grabbed my overnight bag filled it up and as I left told him all ingredients were on the side and I was taking the dog for a walk. (with my things dumbass). Half way down the street I got a text demanding I told him it wasn't true! And that the can of dog food which I put a post note reading "meatball surprise". I just laughed told him he best go to him mum she will make it all better and never spoke to him again.
Sometime revenge really is necessary! And is OK to feel so sweet!
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