Ok, so I had just got a brand new car home and the next morning I was driving it out our gate. The bins were out for collection, and as I turned to go on to the road, I somehow managed to misjudge the width of the car and as I turned I kind of took the bin with me and the handle of the bin left a big long dent along the passenger side door. I nearly puked! Sooooo I phoned my husband and told him that I had just noticed a big dent in the side of the car and it must have happened in the car garage before I had taken it home and I just hadn’t noticed. He phoned the car garage and was really cross with them about sending a car out with a big dent on it and went on about how careless they were because someone had obviously damaged the car on their yard. They were so apologetic and fixed it without any problem. That was ten years ago, and my husband still doesn’t know what actually happened to the car. 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Submitted by Mary

Telling my kids McDonald's was closed as we drove past it because truly I wasn't stopping on my way to my mum's house to drop them off while I pretended to be sick to get some time off.

Submitted by Nikki

I’m not sure if you’ll remember me but a couple years ago I sent in a confession.. wasn’t much of a confession but more of a love story? About my partner and I because we use to work at the same place and we used to fool around at work?

Well since then I showed him your fb page and he watched the video where you read my story and now he follows you too.
We’re Still engaged but now we have two babies and are already working on our third.
I’m now a stay at home mum so the work thing ended. However we do still sneak around if we’re at his mums and there’s a few people there we do sneak off upstairs to one of the spare rooms so the ‘romance’ hasn’t died
But honestly you are truly an amazing person!!
Just incase you haven’t been told today.... we love you

Submitted by Claire

When my partner annoys me, I put his toilet brush down the tooth brush, dry it off and put it back. Saves a hell of a lot of arguments getting my frustration out that way

Submitted by Toilet tooth brush

I was once trying to show off while in the bedroom. I was performing oral sex and....I vomited because of gagging and he had NO idea.

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I'm 36 years old and never had an orgasm!

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So this story came to light years later. When I was a kid. My father had this hand held vibrating massager that my mom bought him. Which he never used. So what J would play with it. On my neck shoulders and such I discovered that down felt nice. So anyway I discovered that and did that ALL the time. Wellll... Years later and talking like sisters do. I shared this same story.... And learned that my SISTER was doing the SAME thing 😲😲😲😲😲😲 .... Luckily we both had sense to wash it after but the thought that we had both been violating this back massager... 😨😨😨 That's just sister bonding on a level I NEVER wanted to be on!

Submitted by Sisters!

I had a one night stand once. Unfortunately I had beans and rice the day before. I don't know, I didn't assume I would have the fortune of meeting that guy, I guess ki have to ad that he was a friend of my best friend). So as we where having fun I had to fart. It was a silent cute fart. I was trying to act as if I had no idea of what happened. But apologized several times when he started complaining about what had happened. I was shocked and almost started to cry. It was the most embarrassing thing.

I thought things couldn't get any worse.

He got up, pulled out his wallet and gave me 100 bucks. I refused to take it, he put it on my drawer and left.

I went to a sex shop and asked for a porn which includes farts and that stuff. I got him that and added a nice card with "I like you, even though you smell" written on. I wrote on the back "thank you for leaving your money at my house. I invested it in things you like"

I went to his apartment and left it all wrapped up nicely in a trash bag.

Unfortunately I had to see him every now and then but I pretended as if nothing ever happened. Even though I was slowly dying inside lol.

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So after years and years of me being the only person this household to be able to actually do anything housework wise, I’ve decided that to give myself some entertainment I mess about with my partners things. So for example when I put his clothes away I put them away really messy so they all crease up, he for ever asked what happens to his stuff and I say that you must mess it all up when you get dressed. Anyway a few days ago I was messing up all his clothes (again for my entertainment) and my daughter walks in. She asks what I was doing and I said I’m playing a game with daddy. She then replied with ‘ like the wrestling game you and daddy was playing the other night’ in my shock I asked her what she meant. She said she saw us in bed wrestling and wanted to know what kind of wrestling it is if your clothes need to be on the floor. I literally died inside. Anyway later on that night, she was playing with her dad in the living room and out of no where suddenly heard her shout ‘ pants off daddy’ my partner looked at me in shock and I said she saw and also heard us ‘ wrestling’ the other night.

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My boyfriend is the sweetest. We like to split responsibilities around the house because he wants to help out. But I’m kind of OCD so every day I have to wait until he goes to work or leaves the house so I can redo everything he does. When he comes home he takes credit and legitimately has no clue that there’s a difference.

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My ex-husband and I have been divorced for 3.5 years and share joint custody of our 3 kids. Within the past 3 months, we began regularly communicating again outside of our normal realm of only communicating about our children. We recently started a very secret sexual relationship again, and I would like nothing more than to continue that and possibly have it on e again develop into a real relationship. I never stopped loving him despite the events that transpired between us, and I never will. I also couldn't ever fathom him truly moving on and being in a relationship with someone new. I really dont think my heart could withstand than.

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Hi Tova! Okay this happened about 5 years ago when 8 was pregnant with my 3rd. It seems like I had to pee every 10 minutes toward the end and I dreaded going anywhere because of it. Well, my husband talked me into taking a family ride around town to get some fresh air. While out, my husband wanted to stop at a friend’s shop to chat a bit. I’m sure you can guess where this is going. He was in there for about 10 minutes when this overwhelming urge to pee hit. I called him and told him that he needed to hurry the hell up because I had to go. As you know, most husbands don’t get what hurry up means and I am sure he thought that I was exaggerating. Well, I wasn’t. I had my two kids with me so I couldn’t leave them to waddle to a bathroom. So I thought of the next best thing. Luckily, my youngest at the time was still in diapers. This was going to be the true test of how much they could actually hold. I climbed to the back of the SUV, which I might add had really dark tint. I kneeled down, pulled down my pants, and held that diaper there like a really awkward pad. Hey it didn’t leak! I finished up, cleaned up with some paper towels, and sanitized my hands. Of course, my husband didn’t come out until 30 minutes after this episode. He got the death stare and the silent treatment all the way home.

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I’m 31 been living with my boyfriend for a while. Luckily I usually use the bathroom at night (I have such a phobia he’ll hear or smell me!) when he’s sleeping. Unfortunately lately I’ve been going after dinner. So I spray the whole bathroom with bleach like the sink and shower and tell him oh I cleaned the bathroom honey! He caught on quick. 😭😭 “no you took a poop and use the spray to cover it up” dammit.

Submitted by Poo cover up

My mom is not a normal run of the mill mom, for my 16th birthday she got me a lighter...... which was a huge penis when you flipped the balls back it would vibrate was a great gag but when I moved out of home my cousin who is male helped me move all my stuff, he found this monstrosity of a lighter and instantly thought the worst considering the box was labled mums shit...... I failed to say anymore about it he was highly disgusted thinking it was my mother's but we went on holidays that year and I decided to be an utter cow and put it in his hand luggage so as we went through check in security he was asked "did u pack your own bags" he replied" yes of coarse" but he didn't know this was here so when they assessed his bag as Ur not aloud lighters on the plane they wipped out this big penis, he very terrifying screamed "omg that's not mine that's her mum's" I couldn't control the laughter

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I have a great relationship with my mother in law. but this I will never forget (or forgive)..

This happened when we lived in Israel, me, hubby and our new born at the time. My mother in law came to visit for a month and slept on the living room sofa.

We were sitting one night watching TV talking and laughing, until my son started to cry so I had to leave the room, My husband, and my mother in law stayed in the living room.

while sitting with my son I hear them laughing really hard and my husband saying "Ima (mom) go to the bathroom! go to the bathroom NOW!"

now, this is not the first time it happens, we both know who we're dealing with here! unfortunately for me, it was too late. yes, SHE PEED ON MY SOFA. my NEW sofa.

I sat there in the dark hearing everything. and cried. they never told me! (they tried to keep it a secret). needless to say I never set on it again and waited for the right time to "spill" something on it so we can replace it.

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I regularly fantasize about famous people (who doesn't?!) but my current crush is Ryder from Paw Patrol! He's assertive yet boy-next-door, plus I reckon he's not as innocent as he makes out!! (Current arguement with girlfriends, is he a kid or an adult?! Totally wrong if he's a kid, not much better if he's an adult!!!)

Submitted by Gini

So.... some years ago I was with my first boyfriend...

Honeymoon phase was still going strong,

I was staying with him for a week as his family had gone away, his parents and sister weren't due back for a few days and we had been having sex upstairs and somehow ended up downstairs in the conservatory....

ANYWAY... We happened to be in full flow with me on top, I looked up towards the garden and to my horror saw his PARENTS, SISTERS and his parents friends stood there looking back at me awkwardly and embarrassed... I grabbed a throw off the chair covered up (what the point was I dont know) and ran off dying inside...5 minutes later he appeared upstairs and told me that they come home early as his sister wasnt well, they had heard us upstairs and went outside to avoid the awkwardness of having to listen to us.... it's safe to say I left without speaking to them and we split a week after.... NIGHTMARE!

Submitted by Jen

I broke my (now) husbands penis.

When we were a lot younger, pre kids and madly in love we enjoyed travelling.

We went abroad for a special occasion and stayed in a swanky hotel. First night we were doing ‘the deed’ husband felt some discomfort (I think a lot of pain) to look down and find blood all over the bed. He got a lovely hotel white towel and wrapped his penis in it, in the hope of stopping the bleeding. While I freaked out, offered to call reception or a ambulance, to which he declined. I ended up stripping the bed and soaking it in the bath. While hubby got dressed and stuffed his trousers with a towel. We ordered a taxi and headed for what we hoped was a&e. Turns out this country you go to different hospitals for different injuries (rather than just departments like the uk) so we drove to 2, which were wrong then had to try and explain to the taxi driver what was wrong. He finally understood and whisked us to the correct one. Racking up a lovely taxi bill. Got the hospital and explained. Husband got taken away, and the next thing I hear was screams down the corridor. He was having stitches in his penis. I still am not 100% what or how it happened. But he spend the rest of the break waddling round the city. We ditched the towel in a public bin and left the bedding in the bath. I dread to think what the hotel thought had happened.

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One of my first times buying a sex toy online, I got the *inches and centimeters* marks wrong ( you know, the " or ' ) and accidentally bought a $100, 10 speed/rotation, 12 INCH LONG 5 INCH AROUND VIBRATOR/DILDO.... This thing weighs like 2lbs!! I keep it now as my Oopsie Buy, and bring it out to shock people, make them laugh, and as a weapon if anyone ever tries to break in! And no, I've never tried to use it... The damn thing scares the soul out of me!

Submitted by Alexandra

Hi Tova My sister in law is so selfish, jelous and was treating my children (2 daughters, 14 and 9 years old) like they where not important.... only her daughter (5years, she loves me very much and so do I) matters. She was always annoyed by my little one, didn't listen to her storys, hurted her (rolled with the buggy over her feet, blamed her for almost everything when her little girl cried (everybody realized IT but no one said a word) I didn't, too because of respect for my husband(her brother)....this was going on for years. Until last September, she continued her way of being shitty with my little girl (my big one is big enough, she doesn't care anymore) So I opened up my mouth and told him how much I hate her and that she is in the Position (we gave her this position, because we kept our mouth shut) to tear us appart. He talked to her and she said, she can't remember being so rude😅😲 😨 And now , after I told her (WhatsApp) that I will never allow her to break my kid again (my little one was crying a lot at home and in school...we had an appointment with her teacher, because she was crying about her aunt, that she doesn't love her) she keeps her daughter away from us. I wrote her that her daughter is always in my heart, and I care for her. She never mailed me back just wrote her brother that my mail/I was sick. We dont have any contact now, and thats okay with me. How can you stop the hate inside you that comes up even when you hear her name? Am I the only one in the UNIVERSE with this kind of problem? A sister in law with f****** big issues...She still thinks she didn't made any mistakes.

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